Thursday, January 12, 2012

Dear Robert Carlyle.

Dear Robert Carlyle.

Hi, My name is Lori. Although sometimes I'm referred to as Lore, Lori-Grace, Grace, Gray.

I've noticed you from a far. I was wondering if maybe you'd like to go out some time - a light lunch or coffee, something casual. I figured casual would be good since I haven't asked the internets if you are married yet. Or anything else about you, for that matter. I don't want to come off as stalkerish or anything - you know, thought I'd let YOU tell me all about yourself.

I'm not a crazy fan lady - I just figure a girl has to be proactive about making connections. I'm pretty down to earth, I have a pretty decent sense of humour (it gets me into adventures and out of trouble.) and I'm creative. I make dolls (aherm, soft sculpture.) I paint, and I've even done a bit of acting. So, you know, we'll have something to chat about.

So, if you happen to be making a detour around Ontario, Canada, give me a call. I'll tour you around cottage country, show you all the cool secret places that only the locals know about.

Sincerely,
Lori-Grace.



For those of you just joining me in my silliness, THIS is Robert Carlyle:




(Ok gang, I've had my fun. I think it's time for bed. tee hee.)

1 comment:

Yandie, Goddess of Pickles. said...

Oh Lori, he'd be a fool to turn down such an offer.