Thursday, January 12, 2012

Dear Robert Carlyle.

Dear Robert Carlyle.

Hi, My name is Lori. Although sometimes I'm referred to as Lore, Lori-Grace, Grace, Gray.

I've noticed you from a far. I was wondering if maybe you'd like to go out some time - a light lunch or coffee, something casual. I figured casual would be good since I haven't asked the internets if you are married yet. Or anything else about you, for that matter. I don't want to come off as stalkerish or anything - you know, thought I'd let YOU tell me all about yourself.

I'm not a crazy fan lady - I just figure a girl has to be proactive about making connections. I'm pretty down to earth, I have a pretty decent sense of humour (it gets me into adventures and out of trouble.) and I'm creative. I make dolls (aherm, soft sculpture.) I paint, and I've even done a bit of acting. So, you know, we'll have something to chat about.

So, if you happen to be making a detour around Ontario, Canada, give me a call. I'll tour you around cottage country, show you all the cool secret places that only the locals know about.


For those of you just joining me in my silliness, THIS is Robert Carlyle:

(Ok gang, I've had my fun. I think it's time for bed. tee hee.)

1 comment:

Yandie, Goddess of Pickles. said...

Oh Lori, he'd be a fool to turn down such an offer.